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Objects Demotivational Poster


RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - Always watch your back!


TAGS: objects in the mirror distract
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by panic8

rerun - November 12, 2010, 6:32 am

she is beautiful


Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


Children -


TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
Nice.
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


Male or Female -




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


They see me rollin' -




Sympathy -


TAGS: inanimate objects signs loneliness disturbing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:48 pm
So do I. XD
concern3 - November 3, 2016, 4:13 am
I hate when that happens, UP yours
mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:38 am
LOL!!!! Makes you wonder what happens after hours, when the lights are low and everybody's gone for the night....!!!!! ^!


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